The one constant in my daily routine, the pick-me-up that I could count on, went missing. Pure Leaf Peach Tea, my favorite drink, disappeared without a trace.
The pandering in this cycle is even more cringeworthy than usual because you have candidates so far removed from reality they don’t realize how foolish they look.
I reach over and push the flush button that so many have pushed before me and so many will push after me, effectively invalidating the purpose of an automatic flush toilet.
