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    The Onion Bagel: “The semester’s already going great, really…” students say

    Mike AdamsOpinionsFebruary 13, 2019February 13, 2019

    “I see demons in my textbooks and I lost my sense of taste,” Ludgate said. “I am not even close to fine.”

    The Onion Bagel: Holly Melancholy’s jolly Thanksgiving

    Gabby PardoOpinionsNovember 25, 2018November 25, 2018

    Five-day break, two holidays (if you’re counting Black Friday) and there is still stress running through the mind of sophomore biology major Holly Melancholy. Class starts tomorrow and none of her assignments or papers or projects are done for the week.

    If students have deadlines, why don’t professors?

    Andrew GoldsteinFeaturedOpinionsOctober 15, 2017October 15, 2017

    I have 15 credits of class, two part-time jobs and a club I am involved in. As a professor who is part of the “real world,” please model the timeliness you expect from me.

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