The Onion Bagel Reviews: One hour of “Ooga ooga ooga chacka”
The introduction to Blue Swede’s famous 1974 cover of Mark James’ “Hooked on a Feeling” contains the nonsense phrase “ooga ooga ooga chacka,” which is repeated through the
The Onion Bagel: AirPod haters of the world, unite!
Besides being a tool of bourgeois oppression, Engelstein said, the design of AirPods is fundamentally flawed.
A senator’s thoughts on USG and what we need to do better
A 1-in-13 student voting rate is strong evidence that USG is failing to sufficiently reach the students we are elected to represent.
Stony Brook has major accessibility issues
I asked if a wheelchair was provided, as requested in my accommodation email, to which I was told no one made sure I would have one. When I asked who is responsible for
Editorial: USG should play by its own rules
But for the better part of this academic year, USG’s most trusted elected officials have failed to fulfill some of the most basic responsibilities that their own policies
Medical marijuana is not getting to the people who need it
Because of these hurdles, we are asking sick, elderly, immobile and often terminally ill patients to go through a series of complicated processes just to get the chance to
The history department’s problems are about to get a lot worse
There’s been a lot of doom and gloom about the death of humanities in colleges over the last couple of years. Obviously, Stony Brook is no exception to the trend, but things
Everybody should have the option to die with dignity
Since the first American right-to-die law was codified in Oregon in 1997, 1,459 patients have died ingesting the medications prescribed under the Act.
Anti-Zionism is rooted in ignorance
Not only is Israel not an apartheid state, but Arabs in Israel have more freedoms than they do in neighboring countries like Saudi Arabia, where women can’t open a bank
How conservatives can lead the fight for gun reform —and why they should
The United States has disproportionately higher gun crime rates than virtually any other developed country. Legislative action is a crucial step in lowering those rates.
Letter to the Editor
A senator’s thoughts on USG and what we need to do better
A 1-in-13 student voting rate is strong evidence that USG is failing to sufficiently reach the students we are elected to represent.
Editorials
Editorial: USG should play by its own rules
But for the better part of this academic year, USG’s most trusted elected officials have failed to fulfill some of the most basic responsibilities that their own policies
The Onion Bagel
The Onion Bagel Reviews: One hour of “Ooga ooga ooga chacka”
The introduction to Blue Swede’s famous 1974 cover of Mark James’ “Hooked on a Feeling” contains the nonsense phrase “ooga ooga ooga chacka,” which is repeated through the