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    Ukraine should never have given up their nuclear arms

    Michael ClearyOp-edsOpinionsApril 20, 2022

    #OPINION: Right now, the U.S. is showing the world that we will allow our enemies to do as they please as long as they have nuclear weapons, and will do nothing to protect our allies who don’t. 

    The Onion Bagel: We need a giant space laser to shoot rich people who try to leave Earth

    Michael ClearyOnion BagelOpinionsMarch 3, 2022

    #OnionBagel #OPINION: In order to keep the fear of God in our world leaders, I propose we build a giant space laser to shoot them down if they try to escape Earth without the masses.

    Hospitals must prioritize the treatment of COVID-vaccinated patients

    Michael ClearyOp-edsOpinionsNovember 15, 2021

    #OPINION: It is time to stop prioritizing the treatment of unvaccinated COVID-19 patients. We can no longer enable the selfishness of the unvaccinated.

    The Onion Bagel: Banning abortions isn’t enough, we must also restrict male masturbation

    Michael ClearyOnion BagelOpinionsSeptember 19, 2021September 19, 2021

    #opinion: Whenever a male ejaculates, they can release between 40 million to 1.2 billion sperm. That is 40 million to 1.2 billion potential lives that have been completely snuffed out before they have ever been given a chance at life.

    The Onion Bagel: Ron DeSantis encourages passersby to spit in his mouth to prove COVID-19 isn’t scary

    Michael ClearyOnion BagelOpinionsSeptember 5, 2021

    #OnionBagel #OPINION: Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida announced a new public health strategy to combat COVID-19 concerns last Friday. “I will sit on my knees out on street corners for a few hours a day and beg residents to spit into my mouth,” he said. 

    Trump’s tiny hands are struggling to cling to power as QAnon’s influence grows

    Michael ClearyOp-edsAugust 30, 2021

    Trump supporters are showing their support for the former president. However, Trump may not have this much support in the coming months.

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