The Statesman

The Sexwolf: I really like porn

Kate Valerio • March 22, 2015

Everyone is curious about sex. It’s this morbid curiosity that has made the pornography industry so huge and still growing.

Read Story

Turnt down for this

Kate Valerio • March 10, 2015

The stories of a promiscuous spring break down in Florida or barefoot nights on the beach in Costa Rica only exist in Mary-Kate and Ashley movies and country songs.

Read Story

The Sexwolf: The new S-word

Kate Valerio • March 3, 2015

I do believe feminists around the country have taken the liberty of beating the concept of the double standard into every head and skull throughout America.

Read Story

Something borrowed, something blew

Kate Valerio • February 17, 2015

The best part about the end of summer is that you can finally stop living off cantaloupe and flavored seltzer and switch to binging on Nutella-covered Oreos.

Read Story

Why I hate my hymen

Kate Valerio • February 17, 2015

Maybe, virginity isn’t really something you lose, but instead a really funny story you gain.

Read Story

Chianti is red, vaginas are pink

Kate Valerio • February 12, 2015

Chianti is red Vaginas are pink Valentine’s Day sucks And I need a drink.

Read Story

The Sexwolf: When in doubt, use your mouth

Kate Valerio • February 10, 2015

I am not sure what adventurous person first had the idea of putting someone else’s genitalia in their mouth, but I believe this person deserves a very large muffin basket.

Read Story

The Sexwolf: You can have your friend and eat them too

Kate Valerio • February 3, 2015

Aside from the romantic comedy starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, what exactly is a friend with benefits (FWB), and more importantly, where can you find one?

Read Story