Aaron San Jose, Author at The Statesman

The Onion Bagel: Congratulations graduates, get ready for the real world

Aaron San JoseOpinionsMay 5, 2019May 5, 2019

Congrats Class of 2019, you’re done. The nightmares have stopped, you can sleep again.

We need to talk about the ugly side of mental illness too

Aaron San JoseOpinionsApril 23, 2019April 23, 2019

I ended up cursing the operator out and hanging up. I was on the verge of my umpteenth mental breakdown and wanted to talk to another empathizing human.

The Onion Bagel: AirPod haters of the world, unite!

Aaron San JoseOpinionsMarch 31, 2019March 31, 2019

Besides being a tool of bourgeois oppression, Engelstein said, the design of AirPods is fundamentally flawed.

The history department’s problems are about to get a lot worse

Aaron San JoseOpinions Top StoryMarch 10, 2019March 12, 2019

There’s been a lot of doom and gloom about the death of humanities in colleges over the last couple of years. Obviously, Stony Brook is no exception to the trend, but things are about to get a lot worse in the history department.